At some point in the last six months, weren’t we promised the banishment of those damn red Pirates jerseys? Seriously — wasn’t that a winter fan-fest sort of thing?
Well I’m here to say, “What the HELL? Why are they back?” And if the end of the line wasn’t supposed to be until after this year, I’m here to say, “Can’t you just stop now? The Pirates’ season is over already. The next five months are merely a formality.”
I’m sorry, Buccos fans. It’s true. — Bryan