Looks like this fine specimen is getting ready for some good times on the diamond, too. I usually dig out my glove in February or March to see if my rotator cuff has healed over the winter. I know rotator cuffs in general take a good deal of time to recover, so I’m really holding out hope for this 10th year.
Anyway, our team should be … hold on … what? That’s Nick Johnson? Oh, OK, cool. Our team is full though, so he’ll have to just be a sub. Get his number.
OK, back to the squad — we should be pretty salty this year, what with Dave coming back from that triple bypass and … hang on again. Yeah, I know — Nick Johnson. Good for him. Wait, didn’t the Yankees used to have a guy named Nick Johnson? Oh, that’s the same guy? Geez, what happened to him?
Wow … that look may work for the Nats, but he’ll have to get some pants and a shave to play for us.
But get his number anyway, just in case the baseball thing doesn’t work out. And you know we’re gonna need a sub at some point. — Bryan